YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING UPGRADE

Zuckerberg was practically crying out for adult supervision. Where do the 87 million Facebook users who had their data scraped for Cambridge Analytica come from? 'I can certainly have my team get back to you.' Were Facebook employees involved with Cambridge Analytica's help for Trump? 'I'm happy to have my team follow up with you.' How many fake accounts have been removed? How many improper data transfers to third parties have there been? Problem is, whenever the questioning got tough, Zuckerberg made clear that he could not be trusted to give an answer. 'I'm committed to getting this right,' he promised. Zuckerberg came prepared with one message to those who would regulate Facebook: Trust me. But it has also violated the privacy expectations of millions of people, allowed Russia to interfere in US elections and promoted the spread of fake news. His creation, 14 years after it started in his Harvard University dorm room, has billions of users and has made Zuckerberg worth tens of billions of dollars. It is going to take more than some firm foam to prop up Zuckerberg.

Awaiting him on the leather chair: a four-inch-thick black foam cushion.ДЄt least they didn't try to put him in a booster seat. The slight 33-year-old, led into the cavernous Senate hearing room by a phalanx of aides, appeared momentarily confused about where to sit, until aides beckoned toward the witness table.

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING UPGRADE

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg replaced his usual gray T-shirt with a blue suit for his big day before Congress, a sartorial upgrade that evoked class-photo day at school. The boy billionaire needed some added stature.

You gotta be kidding